Want to read Mister Mercury?
Don't have four dollars?
Have no fear!
The Mister Mercury: Special Piracy Edition (for pirates) is here.
I want you to read this book, by any means necessary.
If you're familiar with BitTorrent, you can download the torrent file here. You can also click the cover if you need a bigger target.
If you aren't familiar with BitTorrent, there's the internet for that.
No strings attached; this is the real full book, for free, in all major formats.
Happy reading. YARR!